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Tuesday Edition - May 29, 2026

Good morning, Member šŸ‘‹

Hey, wonderful GrayViners! Hope your Tuesday is off to a beautiful start. ā˜€ļø Memorial Day just passed, and I’ve been thinking about all the incredible men and women who gave everything for this country. Many of you have known someone like that—a parent, a spouse, a sibling, a friend. šŸ‡ŗšŸ‡ø So today, we want to open up the floor: Is there someone you'd like to honor? Share their name, a memory, a photo, or whatever feels right. We'd love to hear their story. šŸ™

Let’s revisit yesterday’s Word Unscramble: S E B E T L E

The word is beetles! Our Word Wizards are showing off! 

Here's today's riddle: Who can shave three times a day and still grow a beard?

Drop your answer here—you could be in tomorrow’s shout-out! Today, you could find unclaimed insurance money, expanding senior care programs, 10 pharmacy freebies, and product swaps that save real money.

Veronica — Newsletter Writer

šŸ“° News & Finance

✨ Editor’s Picks

Can’t-Miss Reads 🌟

Frugal Wins & A Little Fun šŸŽ‰

Bloomberg: "No reliable safe havens." Billionaires have been investing elsewhere. Here's how to get in.

Bloomberg's Marcus Ashworth wrote plainly recently: "No more reliable safe havens."

After all, the S&P fell over 7% from the February peak. Bonds, even with less risk, are barely keeping pace with inflation.

So-called "diversified" portfolios have gotten hit from multiple directions.

Meanwhile, the world’s wealthiest have been setting records in another asset class.

Circumstances are always unique, but after the dot-com bust, it grew roughly 24% annually for a decade. After 2008, roughly 11% annually for 12 years.

Blue-chip art.

Why? It trades globally in multiple currencies, has scarce supply, and has shown near-zero correlation to equities since 1995.*

With Masterworks, 70,000+ investors allocated $1.3B fractionally across 500+ artworks featuring Banksy, Basquiat, and Picasso.

Accredited? You can invest in a diversified portfolio of postwar and contemporary art alongside two other real assets. From 2017-2025, the mix would’ve beat the S&P 500 by 3.1x.

See if you can improve your portfolio performance all in one diversified strategy.

*According to Masterworks data. Investing involves risk. Past performance is not indicative of future returns. Important Reg A disclosures: masterworks.com/cd


Fun & GamesFun & Games


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šŸ’¬ Front Porch Forum

ā€œShould I finally stand up to the residents who keep humiliating me?ā€

Pull up a seat, GrayViners! An anonymous reader needs your advice. Read on and share your thoughts. 

šŸ–¼ļø What’s The Image Saying?

Can you figure out what this image is saying? Share your answer here!

šŸŽ‚ Birthday Corner

Happy birthday to our lovely @Rstaffeld and @Jackie!, and a belated one to @twinsmom930! Wishing you all joy and wonderful things ahead! šŸŽ‚šŸŽ‰ 

šŸ“… On This Day In History

1868 - Andrew Johnson survived impeachment by one Senate vote.

1927 - Ford ended production of the Model T automobile.

1951 - Astronaut Sally Ride, the first American woman in space, was born.

šŸ“ø Picture Of The Day

Image Source: peters-mith / Reddit

Twin Rainbows Over the Water

At first glance, it looks like a peaceful lakeside view. Then your eyes catch the bright rainbow pouring down from the clouds, with a softer second one glowing nearby. Nature has a way of surprising us when we pause long enough. Have you ever snapped a photo of the sky because it was too beautiful?

šŸ‘Øā€šŸŽ“ Fact Of The Day

At 109 years old, one woman agreed to an adventure most people would never try. What happened next made history.

šŸ“œ Quote Of The Day

ā€œI am obscene to you, but to myself, I simply am.ā€
— The Creature, Frankenstein

šŸ’° Let’s Save — Today’s Deals

  1. Freo S $70 OFF @ Narwal*: Tackles wet & dry mess on every floor.

  2. Digital Thermometer $12.97 @ Amazon: Fast temperature reads.

  3. Large Makeup Bag Kit $1.25 @ Dollar Tree​: Spacious storage.