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Sunday Edition - June 9, 2026

Good morning, Member 👋

It’s Sunday again, GrayViners! Having a tasty breakfast this morning? If you’ll ask me to pick my ultimate guilty pleasure meal, I’d say it’s a good smashburger, a pile of crispy curly fries, and a large ice-cold soda. Is it fancy? Not even close. Is it one of my favorite foods ever? Absolutely.

But enough about me. I’d like to know—what’s your guilty pleasure meal? Share your answers in the forum! Fair warning: You may leave hungry after reading everyone’s responses.

Alright, pull up a chair, get comfortable, and let's dive into some interesting stories we have for you today.

Blue — Newsletter Writer

📰 News You Need To Know

Editor’s Picks

What Got Everyone Talking This Week

Good Food, Good Mood

Where to Invest $100,000 Right Now, According to Experts

Investors face a dilemma. When the S&P 500 finished its worst quarter since 2022 last month, diversifiers like bonds and bitcoin fell too.

Even with the turnaround in mid-April, analysts at Goldman Sachs and Vanguard have projected low-single-digit annualized returns from 2024-2034.

Bloomberg asked where experts would personally invest $100,000 for their March monthly edition.

One answer that surfaced for a second time? Art.

It's what billionaires like Bezos and the Rockefellers have privately used to diversify for decades.

Why?

  1. Appreciation. The ArtPrice100 Index outpaced the S&P 500 overall from 2000 to 2025

  2. Low-correlation. The postwar contemporary segment has moved independently of traditional investments like stocks since ‘95.*

  3. Resilience. A scarce, physical, and global asset class with decades of demonstrated demand.

Thanks to the world's premier art investing platform, now anyone can invest in works featuring legends like Banksy, Basquiat, and Picasso, without needing millions.

Shares in new offerings can sell quickly but...

*According to Masterworks data. Investing involves risk. Past performance is not indicative of future returns. See important Reg A disclosures at masterworks.com/cd.


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🎶 Sunday Classics

This week’s winning song, suggested by GrayViner @RoyzToyz, is one of those rare classics that seems to grow more special with every passing year.

⁉️ Which Headline is True?

Only one of these headlines actually appeared in The GrayVine this past week. The others are made up. Which one do you think is real?

A. You won’t believe why NBC fired this Today anchor. Who made the call?

B. Would you welcome 50 million mosquitoes to fight disease? Elon Musk’s release plan sparks backlash

C. Are you missing out on a FREE Olive Garden birthday dessert? Here's the simple step to claim it

D. You could splurge more on your utilities as state government declares bill cap this year

Think you got it? Submit your answers here.

🤔 Which One’s AI?

Original Image Source: Library of Congress

AI is getting smarter by the day—but can it fool GrayViners?

🤣 Today’s (Grand)Dad Joke

Two patients were getting to know each other when a tiny misunderstanding changed the whole conversation. 😅

📅 On This Day In History

1939 - King George VI became the first reigning British monarch to visit the US.

1958 - Berry Gordy Jr. started Tamla Records in Detroit with an $800 loan.

1982 - Graceland, Elvis’ home, was opened to the public.

💰 Let’s Save — Today’s Deals

  1. Clarity Mushroom Gummies $15 @ Lazarus Naturals*: Supports focus and memory.

  2. Scented Candle $9.99 @ Trader Joe's: Add a little zest to your home.

  3. Marinated Chicken Breast $3.99 @ ALDI: Easy dinner shortcut.