Good morning, Member

Happy Friday! Pull up a chair, my friends—I’m settling in with you for our favorite morning visit. You know, I was humming an old jingle while making breakfast earlier (without even realizing it!), and it made me laugh. Isn’t it funny how certain commercials from way back when can still pop into our heads, clear as day? Some of them really knew how to stick. That left me wondering: What old commercial do you remember until now, and what makes it iconic for you? I’d love to hear your picks in the forum. I’ll share mine, too!

Now, let’s reveal the answer to yesterday’s riddle: I glow with warmth when I awake. I help your meals rise and crisp. I hum with heat when food draws near. What am I that kitchens keep so dear?

If you guessed oven, you were spot-on! A big shout-out to everyone who cracked it.

Ready for today’s challenge? Here’s your Word Unscramble: C U B I I S T

Pop your guess into the forum! Everyone who solves it will be featured in our shout-out on Monday. Alright, my dear GrayViners, refill that cup if you need to, get cozy, and let’s jump into today’s stories: Automatic $500 checks rolling out, music legend’s Thanksgiving message, what happened in this year’s Macy’s Parade, and more!

News & Finance

• Another round of $500 “no-strings” checks is opening up again. Here’s how to see if your household qualifies this time.

• Perfect-fit tees that feel great and last. Right now, they’re up to 50% off!*

• The childhood TV legend who once stepped inside Big Bird’s feathers and brought Spider-Man to life has died at 81. May they rest in peace.

• According to the USDA, this government program is due for a full overhaul after officials said it was “out of control”. Do you support this shake-up?

• Strength-building support for under 40 cents a serving? Today only.*

• This ‘70s music icon’s Thanksgiving message has fans breathing easier as she opened up about her health battle with her trademark humor and grace.

• One quick label check could save you from potential health issues. Here's the milk recall everyone’s talking about this week.

Editor's Picks

Festive Foods, Savings, & Fun

• Black Friday is officially here! Come see the deals worth grabbing TODAY before they’re gone.

• And while you’re shopping, don’t miss the Black Friday food deals: 67-cent desserts and $5 pizzas are calling your name!

• If slow, confusing phone changes have held you back, this first-of-its-kind update might win you over. Want to learn more?

• Missed the 2025 Macy’s Parade? No worries, here’s every hilarious, heartwarming, and striking moment—and trust us, it didn’t disappoint.

• A little girl managed to go outside of the church and back to her mom in under a minute—how she did it will leave you in stitches. 🤣

• Got some leftover turkey from yesterday’s celebration? This comforting, veggie-packed dish is just the thing to brighten your day.

Feel Better, Live Smarter

• Cardiologists say there’s one thing to avoid right after those holiday comfort foods, and it’s easier to fix than you’d think.

• Want smaller utility bills without changing your household routine? Learn about this tiny button that quietly does the saving for you.

• There’s a simple reason Walmart’s checkout lines look different these days, and it’s not just low prices. See what’s changed.

• Your pantry might be hiding 15 simple foods researchers say can help you instantly feel better. Are your favorites on the list?

• Those silver strands you’ve grown to love might actually be saving your life! Don’t just take our word for it, though. Here’s what science says.

Where to Invest $100,000 According to Experts

Investors face a dilemma. Headlines everywhere say tariffs and AI hype are distorting public markets.

Now, the S&P is trading at over 30x earnings—a level historically linked to crashes.

And the Fed is lowering rates, potentially adding fuel to the fire.

Bloomberg asked where experts would personally invest $100,000 for their September edition. One surprising answer? Art.

It’s what billionaires like Bezos, Gates, and the Rockefellers have used to diversify for decades.

Why?

• Contemporary art prices have appreciated 11.2% annually on average

• …And with one of the lowest correlations to stocks of any major asset class (Masterworks data, 1995-2024).

• Ultra-high net worth collectors (>$50M) allocated 25% of their portfolios to art on average. (UBS, 2024)

Thanks to the world’s premiere art investing platform, now anyone can access works by legends like Banksy, Basquiat, and Picasso—without needing millions. Want in? Shares in new offerings can sell quickly but…

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